What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why is my ex still keeping in touch with me even though she dumped me?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do I randomly start sweating a lot in public (while waiting in line, in a new class, etc.) then start sweating more because I’m embarrassed that I’m sweating so much? Is this social anxiety?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

You Only Live Twice

Man called in bomb threat after missing flight at Detroit Metro Airport, feds say - The Detroit News

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

New study reveals four psychological profiles of gamers linked to mental health and attachment styles - PsyPost

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Goldfinger

Moonraker

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Diamonds Are Forever

Live and Let Die

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Summer here, the one who debunks atheism. Isn’t it funny how atheists always say they prefer a “no-nonsense, evidence-based approach” to understanding the world, but when I bring up logical arguments for theism, they suddenly clam up?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

From Russia With Love

When was the first time your wife had beastiality?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Relocating to Sweden to save money. I got a job offer of 47000SEK before tax, visas sponsored for my wife & my mother (with a laryngectomy). My wife, a general medicine graduate, wants to specialize in Sweden. Can we live well and save 4000€ monthly?

-J W Pepper

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

Is sunscreen toxic? The UV truthers on the internet sure think so. - The Boston Globe

-”Ah so!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dr No